Take That!

Do you feel inadequate because you cannot come up with a killer insult fast enough to trump your foes?  Have you ever wanted to curse out the Jehovah’s Witness that rings your doorbell at 8 AM but know he’ll not listen unless it is based in scripture?  Do you want to impress your enemies with the encyclopedic extent of your biblical knowledge?  Fear no more.  The Biblical Curse Generator is here, allowing you to smite your foes with custom-made curses.