Quiz You

Are you a terrorist-coddling, lily-livered, cultural relativist who ignorantly prides yourself on your tolerance and humanity?  Are you a secular progressive who never read Milton and who secretly doubts that evil lurks not only in the world, but also in the hearts and minds of everyone?  Was your membership application to the Daughters of the American Revolution returned because you are on a Homeland Security watch list?  If you’re not sure, take this handy quiz, put together by someone who had much too much time on their collective hands.